The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came¹ and took² their drink orders³. "I want a Sprite," said⁴ the first little piggie. "I would⁵ like to have a Coke," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied⁶ the third little piggie!

 

The drinks were brought⁷ and the waiter took their dinner orders. "I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie. "I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie!

 

The meals⁸ were brought out and a little while⁹ later¹⁰ the waiter approached¹¹ the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie. "I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie. "I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed¹² the third little piggie!

 

"Pardon¹³ me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, but why have you only ordered¹⁴ beer all evening?"

 

The third piggie says...

 

 

 

"Well somebody¹⁵ has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"

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