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Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail1. He carries his house on his back!
What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!
Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a cent?
It has it's head on one side and it's tail on the other!
What does a kitten become after it's three days old? 
Four days old!
What do you call a gorilla2 wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens3!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs5!
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A Walk!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?
Plenty of space!
Which bird lifts the heaviest weights?
A crane!
What day do fish hate?
What do call a bear with no ears?
Where do cows go on Saturday nights? 
To the MOOO-vies!
Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!
What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
A Jellybutton!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea6!
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
How do you know that an Elephant has been in your refrigerator?
There are foot prints in the butter!
Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why is a pig in the house like a fire?
The quicker you put it out the better!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?
A bird who hogs7 the conversation!
What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
What is a pig after it is three days old?
Four days old!
Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
Because turtles have such little ears!
What’s small and cuddly8 and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A Piiig!
What is a crocodile’s favorite game?
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad9 away!
I lost my dog.
Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
Don't be silly! He can't read!
How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?
Very carefully!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs10 Bunny!
What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
A mouse eating a doughnut!
Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
They can’t keep their trunks up!
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
What kind of snake is good at math? 
An adder11!
What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards12!
What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks13 every night!
What do you get when you cross a porcupine14 with a balloon?
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick15?
Put it on my bill!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Let's get cracking!
What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
Mooo-ve over!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell Station!
How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling!
What would you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why do cows have bells? 
Because their horns don't work!
What kind of animal do you not want to play cards with?


1 snail 8xcwS     
  • Snail is a small plant-eating creature with a soft body.蜗牛是一种软体草食动物。
  • Time moved at a snail's pace before the holidays.放假前的时间过得很慢。
2 gorilla 0yLyx     
  • I was awed by the huge gorilla.那只大猩猩使我惊惧。
  • A gorilla is just a speechless animal.猩猩只不过是一种不会说话的动物。
3 mittens 258752c6b0652a69c52ceed3c65dbf00     
  • Cotton mittens will prevent the baby from scratching his own face. 棉的连指手套使婴儿不会抓伤自己的脸。
  • I'd fisted my hands inside their mittens to keep the fingers warm. 我在手套中握拳头来保暖手指。
4 cheetah 0U0yS     
  • The cheetah is generally credited as the world's fastest animal.猎豹被公认是世界上跑得最快的动物。
  • The distribution of the cheetah ranges from Africa to Central Asia.印度豹的足迹遍及从非洲到中亚的广大地区。
5 cheetahs 49fe48184ec612a4c6ab48e2544552ef     
n.(奔跑极快的)非洲猎豹( cheetah的名词复数 )
  • Unlike lions or cheetahs, leopards are secretive, solitary cats. 花豹不像狮子或印度豹,是属于较神秘而隐居的大猫。 来自互联网
  • Among this lot are cheetahs, lions, leopards, rhinoceroses, spotted hyenas and elephants. 印度豹、狮子、花豹、犀牛、斑点土狼、大象等,都是此地的居民。 来自互联网
6 flea dgSz3     
  • I'll put a flea in his ear if he bothers me once more.如果他再来打扰的话,我就要对他不客气了。
  • Hunter has an interest in prowling around a flea market.亨特对逛跳蚤市场很感兴趣。
7 hogs 8a3a45e519faa1400d338afba4494209     
n.(尤指喂肥供食用的)猪( hog的名词复数 );(供食用的)阉公猪;彻底地做某事;自私的或贪婪的人
  • 'sounds like -- like hogs grunting. “像——像是猪发出的声音。 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
  • I hate the way he hogs down his food. 我讨厌他那副狼吞虎咽的吃相。 来自辞典例句
8 cuddly ov7zGZ     
  • The beautiful crib from Mom and Dad is so cuddly.爸爸妈妈送的漂亮婴儿床真舒服。
  • You can't call a hedgehog cuddly.你不能说刺猬逗人喜爱。
9 toad oJezr     
  • Both the toad and frog are amphibian.蟾蜍和青蛙都是两栖动物。
  • Many kinds of toad hibernate in winter.许多种蟾蜍在冬天都会冬眠。
10 bugs e3255bae220613022d67e26d2e4fa689     
adj.疯狂的,发疯的n.窃听器( bug的名词复数 );病菌;虫子;[计算机](制作软件程序所产生的意料不到的)错误
  • All programs have bugs and need endless refinement. 所有的程序都有漏洞,都需要不断改进。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The sacks of rice were swarming with bugs. 一袋袋的米里长满了虫子。 来自《简明英汉词典》
11 adder izOzmL     
  • The adder is Britain's only venomous snake.蝰蛇是英国唯一的一种毒蛇。
  • An adder attacked my father.一条小毒蛇攻击了我父亲。
12 backwards BP9ya     
  • He turned on the light and began to pace backwards and forwards.他打开电灯并开始走来走去。
  • All the girls fell over backwards to get the party ready.姑娘们迫不及待地为聚会做准备。
13 croaks 79095b2606858d4d3d1e57833afa7e65     
v.呱呱地叫( croak的第三人称单数 );用粗的声音说
  • A burst of noisy croaks came from the pond. 从池塘里传来了一阵喧噪的蛙鸣。 来自互联网
  • The noise in the zoo turned out to be the croaks of bullfrogs. 动物园里喧噪得很,原来是一群牛蛙在叫。 来自互联网
14 porcupine 61Wzs     
n.豪猪, 箭猪
  • A porcupine is covered with prickles.箭猪身上长满了刺。
  • There is a philosophy parable,call philosophy of porcupine.有一个哲学寓言,叫豪猪的哲学。
15 lipstick o0zxg     
  • Taking out her lipstick,she began to paint her lips.她拿出口红,开始往嘴唇上抹。
  • Lipstick and hair conditioner are cosmetics.口红和护发素都是化妆品。