20-04-20 What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? A towel. What begins with P, ends with E, and has 1,000 letters? Post office. What can you catch but not throw? A cold. What goes around the world but stays in a corner? A stamp. A father and son were i...

20-04-07 Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything! What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie! What is the strongest animal? A snail. He carries his house on his back! What has six eyes but cannot...