16-07-13 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of v...

16-06-23 Ladette is a young woman whose social behaviour is similar to that of male adolescents or young men. Ladette behaves in a confident and noisy way, who drinks alcohol and may enjoy sport or other activities that are traditionally enjoyed by men. 假小...

16-06-04 One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them. What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is? Yes, was the answer. Shes my wife. Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isnt her voi...

16-05-30 A regular trim or treatment at the hairdresser is part of the beauty regime of women the world over. But for the past 13 years, one woman has decided to forego the salon and instead see just how long she can grow her hair. 相信这个世界上绝大多数的女...

16-05-05 Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her. She was t...

16-04-21 The tray didnt just hit the floor. It crashed and smashed his lunch to pieces. Serves you damn well right, I thought. You were staring again. He stood stock-still and looked down at the food. Suddenly I got up and moved towards him. I hadnt intended...

16-04-05 Upon the night when Nancy, having lulled Mr. Sikes to sleep, hurried on her self-imposed mission to Rose Maylie, there advanced towards London, by the Great North Road, two persons, upon whom it is expedient that this history should bestow some atte...

16-04-03 Six minutes to six, said the clock over the information booth in New Yorks Grand Central Station. The tall young Army lieutenant lifted his sunburned face and narrowed his eyes to note the exact time. His heart was pounding with a beat. In six minut...

16-03-17 It was no unfit messenger of death, who had disturbed the quiet of the matron's room. Her body was bent by age; her limbs trembled with palsy; her face, distorted into a mumbling leer, resembled more the grotesque shaping of some wild pencil, than t...

16-03-03 While taking the 1993 census, I called on a woman who refused to state her age. I told her I was permitted to make an estimate. I guess 85 is about right, I said and pretended to write on the form. Don't you dare! she snapped. I'm only 68. 在做1993...