16-06-21 A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesnt. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesnt. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old n...

16-06-04 Our son, at age five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeal of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday. His dads response always was N...

16-05-12 Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess youre right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我1角钱。 父亲：儿子呀，你不觉得你已经长大了，不应该再这样1角1角地...

16-04-28 The public release date for Chinese 3D thriller Phantom of the Theater has finally locked on to this Friday. 3D大片《剧院魅影》将于本周五举行首映式。 Ruby Lin is the leading actress in Phantom of the Theater, or Mo Gong Mei Ying in Chinese. I portra...

16-03-09 We moved in our new house. The house has cathedral ceilings up and down, and the only attic space was in the adjoining wall from my sons room, which is above the kitchen. It is about twelve feet long, and its highest point is about five feet, and th...

15-11-24 A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, I know what the Bible means! His father smiled and replied, What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, I do know! Okay, said his father. What does the Bible mean...

15-11-19 Zeng Zi was one of Confucius' disciples. One day, Zeng Zi's wife wanted to go to market. Their son wanted to go together with her. He made a row, crying and fussing without stop. His wife could do nothing but bend down to humour him, saying: My darl...

15-11-10 Once upon a time, there was a villager who lost a hatchet. He suspected that his neighbour's son had stolen it. Thereupon, he watched every move of the neighbour's son. He felt that his gait, his voice, and his facial expressions were all not the sa...

15-10-21 As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, We should pray. From the back...

15-07-06 Mr Brown had lived in a village before he became a famous lawyer. He remembered his hard life during studying in the colleage. And his parents borrowed much money for him. So he worked hard and tried his best to get more money. Now he lives in a bea...