14-05-28 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife? The man: We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month. Bartender: That should make you...

14-02-26 Robins in Love William Logan Branched like an artery, the dying oak leafs out with February robins. This is their layover（中途停留） month, down to the Keys and back. True snowbirds! A man with a .45 and a measured eye could pick them off one by on...

14-01-09 Doozie Albert Goldbarth A bun in her oven? Geez Louise, isn't that malarkey（胡说） ? Estelle? Miss Goody-Two-Shoes? I thought it was bunkum too, when I heard it. Really: you coulda knocked me for a loop. But Alice told me, and she's jake. Alice: th...

13-12-12 Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 学生甲：人们什么时候说话最少？ 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？ 学生乙：在二月。 学生甲：为什么呢？ 学生乙：因...

12-08-09 July was the hottest month the continental US has seen since records began, federal scientists have said. 美国联邦科学家称，七月是美国大陆有记录以来最热的月份。 Last month, the average temperature was 77.6F (25.3C), hotter than the old record from J...

11-12-01 精彩对白 John Crowley: Hey. You okay? Did you get my messages? Mrs.Crowley: Your messages? You suddenly walk out of the meeting and fly to Nebraska without talking to me about it, and you think messages make it okay? I'm sorry. My God, John. I wanna...

11-11-17 When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count '...

11-09-11 The time of year a baby is born can shape what profession they will embark on in later life, a new study has suggested. 一项新研究表明，婴儿出生的月份会影响他将来从事的职业方向。 Being born in a certain month appears to indicate the statistical like...

11-05-19 From the golden-tipped fields of mid-west America to the ancient kingdoms of verdant（青翠的） Palestine, there is a happy truth to be shared with all who would take heed. In more recent times, this truth has been expressed as: April showers bring M...

11-01-30 If you are looking to boost your career and get a promotion, January is the best month of the year in many countries to get it. 你想推进你的事业，获得升职吗？在很多国家，一月份都是升职的最佳时节。 An analysis of data on the professional networking s...