12-04-27 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. Wife: No, I can't marry anyone after you. Johnson: But I want you to. Wife: But why? Johnson:...

12-04-25 影片对白 (Indistinct chattering) Anna: I'm just happy that we want the same things. Jeremy: You know, you always have it figured out for us. I mean, even with my crazy schedule and...You know I appreciate it, right? So...So this is for you. Anna: Je...

12-04-25 影片对白 Charlie: So happy you're here. This is the third open house and not one bite. Anna: Well...Don't worry. I have everything under control. Man: Anna, you are a realtor ? Anna: I'm a stager . I stage apartments for realtors. I transform ordina...

12-02-26 Men are more likely than women to marry someone they feel is not quite right for them, debunking the myth that women will do anything for a ring - and that men, on the other hand, will do anything to shun commitment. 男人其实比女人更能接受不是很有感...

12-02-03 One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt? Of course, I will. the girl said firmly. Do you mean what you say? the man asked. That's what I want to ask you. the girl said. 一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友...

11-11-17 Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered（浪费） when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother. Marry him! 简很爱托尼，但是当他们一起出去的时候，托尼总是大手大脚地花钱，...

11-11-12 Nov. 11, 2011 is turning out to be a notable date for two reasons: The fact that it will be celebrated in the US as Veteran's Day and because when it is written numerically it comes out as 11/11/11. 2011年11月11日成为重要日期有两个原因：一是当天为美...

11-10-18 影片对白 Neil: Hey. That look straight to you? Beth: Why are you hanging that? Neil: Because you asked me to about three weeks ago. I'm getting around to it. Why? You don't want it here? Beth: No, I love it there. But just stop. Neil: Why? Is it the...

11-08-24 A beautiful girl lived in Luoyang. There was a very tall pagoda（宝塔） in the city. One day, it was very hot. The girl sat under a big tree. Suddenly a big wind came and took her into the sky. The girl's family was very sad. When the girl opened he...

11-05-27 If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 她拒绝了他。 六十年后，他死了。...