13-03-21 Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you. 丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。 妻子：那现在呢? 丈夫：现在我在想，要是没...

13-02-21 精彩对白 Twenty-four-year-old Miss Margaret Roberts lost her bid to win a seat in Parliament today, but she has put new life into the Dartford Conservative Association. Winning candidate Mr Dodds had better watch out, this bright young woman is on h...

13-02-01 1. 剩女、剩男 girls left/3S lady (single, seventies, stuck) left-over Lisa 2. 甲客族 ads-on-cars drivers vehicle wraps 3. 杠杆女、经适男 lever women/budget husband no-frills/supportive wife/safety-net husband 4. 笑点、泪点、痛点 bursting point haha...

13-01-18 You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 你根本无法想象和我妻子...

12-12-19 Wife talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily. 妻子走到看报纸的丈夫面前说：我真希望我是一份报纸，这样我每天都可以被你捧在手...

12-11-28 I have a friend who is falling in love. She honestly claims the sky is bluer. Mozart moves her to tears. She has lost 15 pounds and looks like a cover girl. I'm young again! she shouts exuberantly（生气勃勃地） . As my friend raves on about her new...

12-10-26 How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I called out is that you Jack? and my husband's name is Robert. 你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在俱乐部呆的太晚了？ 当他回到家时我就往外喊:是你吗？捷克？我的丈夫名字叫罗伯特。...

12-08-16 Knowing that Mrs. Mallard was afflicted with（折磨） a heart trouble, great care was taken to break to her as gently as possible the news of her husband's death. It was her sister Josephine who told her, in broken sentences, veiled hints that reveal...

12-07-19 Free-range husband is a man who enjoys a fair amount of freedom in married life. His wife would allow him a private space, understand the pressure he is suffering from work and encourage him to take part in social activities and make new friends. 放...

12-07-11 I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I put down as Item 5: Think about your wife a lot. After I returned, my husband proudly reported that he had completed every job. When I saw the list, however, each item...