17-02-28 Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying of cancer, and Moe comes to visit him daily. Sam, says Moe, You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives, and how we played minor league ba...

16-05-06 An elderly gentleman had passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so much that she could not sleep a wink for days. On one sleepless night, she heard a voice and immediately inquired, Is that you, dear? Yes, its me. How are you doing? Im fin...

16-03-10 A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed. One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not go to heaven. The boy cried noisily and said, I don't like to go to heaven alone. I want to go with...

15-12-10 A woman who died found herself standing outside the Pearly Gates, being greeted by St. Peter. She asked him, Oh, is this place what I really think it is? It's so beautiful. Did I really make it to heaven? To which St. Peter replied, Yes, my dear, th...

15-03-17 On their way to get married, a loving couple get into car accident that proves fatal. The couple is sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to finish the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get m...

14-11-19 3-year-old Reese: Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

14-08-21 Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had...

14-04-08 A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer. Around...

13-12-26 One very fine day it came to pass that the good God wished to enjoy himself in the heavenly garden, and took all the apostles and saints with him, so that no one stayed in heaven but Saint Peter. The Lord had commanded him to let no one in during hi...

13-06-25 Once on a time a poor pious（虔诚的） peasant died, and arrived before the gate of heaven. At the same time a very rich, rich lord came there who also wanted to get into heaven. Then Saint Peter came with the key, and opened the door, and let the gr...