15-12-10 Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush....
15-12-10 Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,I am Napoleon! Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not!...
15-06-08 BLOODY HELL! One of the most common and versatile of British exclamation, 'Bloody hell' is what we linguistics call a minced oath, as the word 'bloody' is probably a shortening of 'By Our Lady' (i.e. the Virgin Mary). Originally, then, this probably...
15-04-15 It was Yom Kippur evening. In the old Jewish neighborhood, everyone was heading to services. And on his way to synagogue, the Rabbi notices one of his neighbors - an old timer - sitting on a park bench. Sam. Aren't you going to services? Not this ye...
15-03-31 An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place. So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied wit...
15-03-19 A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that...
15-03-19 A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around. During his first day of work, the t...
15-03-17 There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter r...
14-11-27 To help our five-year-old son overcome his fear of the dark, his father and I always have to reassure him at bedtime that God was watching over him. One night after I had gone to bed, I felt a soft tap on my shoulder, Mommy, a familiar voice said: I...
14-10-22 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gift...