14-08-05 A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination. As he couldn't answer some questions, he complained and wrote the complaint on the examination paper as a message. It read: God only knows the answers to these questions, Merry Christmas. Whe...

14-07-21 A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper. When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: I am drawing a portrait of God. Being surprised and afraid, his mother said: You cannot do that. N...

14-06-26 The God decided to create woman, and he should take a rib from Adam. He gave Adam some sleeping-pills smilely, said: Adam, enjoy the sleep, this is the last chance that you could enjoy a peacefully sleep without any noise. 上帝决定创造女人，但他需要...

14-06-26 In the Eden, Adam told the God: I'm lonely, I need a company. Ok, said the God, I will give you a perfect woman, beautiful smart and gentle. She will cook clean and do everything for you, without any complaint and question. Sounds good, Adam said, B...

14-06-12 A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, No you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live. Upon reco...

14-06-05 I think the center of my faith is an absolute certainty of good. Like everyone else, I get low and there are times when I feel as if I have my fins backwards and am swimming upstream in heavy boots. But even in these dark times, even though I feel c...

14-05-07 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God sa...

14-04-25 A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, they decided to send it to the president. The president was so...

14-04-23 Many people think that they have to accept whatever life throws at them. They'll say, This is my fate, my destiny. I cannot change it. Of course not! You don't have to suffer needlessly. Your destiny depends on you, not on any other external factors...

14-02-24 The serpent was more crafty（狡猾的） than any wild creature that the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, Is it true that God has forbidden you to eat from any tree in the garden? The woman answered the serpent, We may eat the fruit of any tree...