16-05-12 A judge, a bishop, and a conductor were having a discussion. All three were rather vain men, and their talk soon turned to the question of which of them was the greatest. Well, said the judge, My position is one of dignity and power. When I walk int...

14-08-25 The famous American writer Mark Twain was well-known for his absent-mindedness. One day, when he was riding in a train, the conductor asked him for his ticket。 Mark Twain looked for the ticket in all his pockets, but he didn't find it. At last, the...

13-01-30 Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar（电车） this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Boy: Well,what did you do ? Girl: I looked at him as if I had. 女孩：今天早上我坐电车到市中心时，售票员走过...

11-12-20 When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged（用肘轻推） him and said: Wake up, sir! I wasn't asleep, the man answered. Not...