THE CLEVER BEAUTY

　　美女也机智

　　One day, a beautiful woman was walking in the street when a man started following her. Thebeauty turned around and asked him, “Mister, why are you following me?”

　　“I have fallen in love with you,” he said. “Your beauty is matchless!”

　　The beauty smiled at him and said, “My sister is not far behind. She has big bright eyes. Sheis more beautiful than I!”

　　The man promptly went the opposite way to look for her sister. However, he only found adoddering old lady on the road. He spitted and went back to the young beauty.

　　When he had caught up with her, he asked, “Why did you cheat me?”

　　“Actually, mister, you are the one who has cheated me. If you loved me, you would not gosearching for another one!”

　　The man felt embarrassed and walked away.

　　有一天，一个美女走在大街上，一男子开始尾随其后。美女转过身问他：“先生，你干吗总跟着我？”

　　“因为我爱上了你啊，”他说，“你的美无与伦比！”

　　美女冲他笑着说：“我妹妹就走在后面不远处。她眼睛大大的，亮闪闪的。比我还好看！”

　　男子立马转身往回走，去找美女的妹妹。可是，他只看见路上有个颤颤巍巍的老太太。他吐了口唾沫，回去找那位年轻漂亮的姑娘。

　　他追上姑娘，问道：“你为什么骗我？”

　　“其实吧，先生，是你骗了我。如果你真爱我的话，你就不会去找别的姑娘了。”

　　男子尴尬极了，只好走开。