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医生懂得多 Knows Better
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The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

 "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

  中文:       

  一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”

  医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”

  听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”

  妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”

 

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