Doing Cartwheel_女性笑话

Doing Cartwheel

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One day a little girl came¹ running² into her house yelling³, "Mommy, I got⁴ five dollars!" The mother was⁵ curious⁶, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied⁷: ''Tommy down the street gave⁸ me five dollars for doing cartwheel（横翻筋斗） while⁹ he sat¹⁰ in the tree.

The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties（女式短裤） ."

''OOOOhhhh'' said¹¹ the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did¹² you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could¹³ finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked¹⁴
him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

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1 came
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。 The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。

2 running
n.赛跑，流出，运转；adj.流动的，跑着的，连续的
参考例句：
I like running.我喜欢跑步。 The water is running out.水流出来了。

3 yelling
v.叫喊，号叫，叫着说( yell的现在分词 )
参考例句：
The coach stood on the sidelines yelling instructions to the players. 教练站在场外，大声指挥运动员。 He let off steam by yelling at a clerk. 他对一个职员大喊大叫，借以发泄怒气。来自《简明英汉词典》

4 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

5 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

6 curious
adj.好奇的，求知的，古怪的
参考例句：
I heard a curious sound in the room.我在房间里听到奇怪的声音。 He puts forward so many curious questions.他提出这么多稀奇古怪的问题。

7 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

8 gave
vbl.（give的过去式）给予，产生，发表
参考例句：
He asked for money and I gave him some.他要钱，我给了他一些。 I gave you a map so you wouldn't get lost. 我给你一张地图，这样你就不会迷路了。

9 while
conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿
参考例句：
In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。 He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。

10 sat
v.（sit的过去式，过去分词）坐
参考例句：
He sat on a chair.他坐在椅子上。 The mother sat by the sick child all night long.妈妈整夜守在生病的孩子身旁。

11 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

12 did
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？ Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？

13 could
v.能，可能(can的过去式)；aux.v.(can的过去式)能；可以
参考例句：
Could I open the window?我可以打开窗子吗？ I could wait ten minutes.我可以等十分钟。

14 tricked
v.哄骗，欺骗( trick的过去式和过去分词 )；打扮
参考例句：
The swindler tricked the old lady out of her necklace. 那个骗子把老妇人的项链骗走了。来自《简明英汉词典》 I was tricked into giving the old man some money. 我被骗了，给了那老头儿一些钱。来自《简明英汉词典》

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