The poor country pastor¹ was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she wailed², "I was standing³ in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee⁴, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from back here, too!"