Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic¹ female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure² the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume, and began to give the moose love call.

Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the
guy in front said, "Okay, let’s get out and get him."

After a moment that seemed like an eternity³, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper⁴ is stuck! What are we going to do?"

The guy in the front said, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling⁵ grass, but you'd better brace⁶ yourself."