Life as a Female Bear_动物笑话

Life as a Female Bear

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f you're a bear, you get to hibernate¹. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

      Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

       If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs². If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

       If you're a female bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling³. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

       I wanna be a bear.

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1 hibernate
v.冬眠，蛰伏
参考例句：
Bears often hibernate in caves.熊常在山洞里冬眠。 Some warm-blooded animals do not need to hibernate.一些温血动物不需要冬眠。

2 cubs
n.幼小的兽，不懂规矩的年轻人( cub的名词复数 )
参考例句：
a lioness guarding her cubs 守护幼崽的母狮 Lion cubs depend on their mother to feed them. 狮子的幼仔依靠母狮喂养。来自《简明英汉词典》

3 growling
n.吠声, 咆哮声 v.怒吠, 咆哮, 吼
参考例句：
We heard thunder growling in the distance. 我们听见远处有隆隆雷声。 The lay about the deck growling together in talk. 他们在甲板上到处游荡，聚集在一起发牢骚。

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