The Mouse with a Neck Fetish
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A mouse and a lion were drinking in a bar, as they did every Friday, when a giraffe walked in.
"Get a load of her" said the mouse.
"Well, why not try your luck?" replied the lion. The mouse thought for a moment, and decided1 the lion was right. So, he took a shot, straightened his tie, and walked over to her. Within five minutes they're out the door and into the night.
The next day, the lion was drinking alone in the bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse looked completely worn out, barely able to hold himself up. The lion helped his pal2 up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat, and said, "What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe. What happened after that?"
The mouse replied, "She was really something. We went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. Oh man! I've never had a night like it!"
"But how come you look so exhausted3?" asked the lion.
"Well" said the mouse, "between the kissing and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!"


1 decided lvqzZd     
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
2 pal j4Fz4     
  • He is a pal of mine.他是我的一个朋友。
  • Listen,pal,I don't want you talking to my sister any more.听着,小子,我不让你再和我妹妹说话了。
3 exhausted 7taz4r     
  • It was a long haul home and we arrived exhausted.搬运回家的这段路程特别长,到家时我们已筋疲力尽。
  • Jenny was exhausted by the hustle of city life.珍妮被城市生活的忙乱弄得筋疲力尽。
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