日期：2015-03-02 A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, I am a Father. The little boy replied, My daddy doesn't... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-03-02 A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the bac... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt. Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom as... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. Is there anything breakable in here? asked the postal clerk. Only the Ten Commandments, answered the lady.... 阅读全文>>

日期：2015-01-14 The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah comm... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-12-30 A priest, a Southern Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the commen... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-11-19 A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. Have you ever done anything of particular merit? St. Peter asks. Well, I can think of one thing, the man offers. On a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of macho biker... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-10-22 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gift... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-08-13 The minister announced that he would preach on the subject of liars next Sunday. He said, To make preparation for my discourse（论述，演讲） , I hope you all read the seventeenth chapter of Mark. On the following Sunday, when the minister began to p... 阅读全文>>

日期：2014-04-08 A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they could get married. St. Peter told them, he would have to get back to them with an answer. Around... 阅读全文>>

日期：2013-03-21 The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集合，聚会） always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-10-26 A pious（虔诚的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗礼） . One day, he went to see the doctor. The doctor checked his pulse and gave him a thorough medi... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-09-21 If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven? I asked the children in my Sunday school class. No! the children all answered. If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kep... 阅读全文>>

日期：2012-06-21 The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.' The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room,... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-28 The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his congregation（集会，圣会） always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-10-07 Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft（阁楼） and attic at church. Ive tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them awa... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-23 Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare th... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-22 A preacher, who was humor impaired, attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors（牧师） for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers（电动扬声器） . One such boldly approached the pulpit（讲道... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-03-01 A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist（福音传教士） comes on and promises to heal the sick. If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the air, and place your left hand on the afflicted（折磨的） area, the Almighty... 阅读全文>>

日期：2011-01-21 I am in desperate need of help -- or I'll go crazy. We're living in a single room -- my wife, my children and my in-laws. So our nerves are on edge, we yell and scream at one another. The room is a hell. Do you promise to do whatever I tell you? sai... 阅读全文>>