The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her charges on a "field trip" to the ongoing¹ church service, so they could get an idea of what morning worship looked like.

Before they left their classroom, she thought it would be a good idea to caution them against being boisterous² in those surroundings.

Attempting to engage their attention, she asked, "And why do we need to be quiet in church?"

One bright little scholar replied right away, "Because people are sleeping in there."