A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow¹ of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five years had passed he walked into the chambers² of the head Monk³ and said "Bed Hard", then turned and walked out. After the next five years passed he returned to the chambers of the head Monk and said " Food Cold ", then turned and walked out. After the next five years had passd he once again entered the chambers of the head Monk and said "I Quit". The head Monk looked at him and replied. "Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit, you've done nothing but bitch since you got here"