13-12-12 Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day....

13-11-25 A long time ago, there was a young man called Wang Qi. When he heard that there were many immortals on Mount Lao, he went there at once. There was a Daoist who still looked young although he was very old. Wang Qi became one of his pupils. During his...

13-10-16 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swa...

13-10-16 One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me. Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig. Final...

13-06-05 A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. Using a process developed by Helice Bridges of Del Mar, California, she called each student to the front of the class, one at a...

13-06-03 As luck would have it, he was caught by the teacher again. 不幸的是，他又一次被老师逮个正着。 She held the little boy by the right hand. 她抓着小男孩的右手。（这里用by与用with意思区别很大。） Are you there? 等于句型：Do you follow me? If you think h...

13-04-10 Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up talking. He took the boy into another room and stood him in the corner. Five minutes later, a smalll b...

13-04-08 According to legend, a young man while roaming the desert came across a spring of delicious crystal-clear water. The water was so sweet, he filled his leather canteen（水壶） so he could bring some back to a tribal elder who had been his teacher. Af...

13-03-12 片段对白 Dexter: Wow! You look incredible. Emma: Oh... Ooh! Dexter: Let's see the dress. Is it vintage ? Emma: No, it's brand new. Dexter: Really? Emma: Mmm. Dexter: Well, you look great, and I love the shoes. Emma: Thank you. It's the world's first...

13-01-31 In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student, What does this show? The student answered, It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink...