15-06-23 A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says I will grant each of you three wishes. The bear says I wish all the bears in the forest were females. *poof* It's done. The rabbit says I...
15-06-09 A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll feel so much better! The...
15-05-25 The wolf and the fox want to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him. One day the wolf says to the fox, You go home and lie in bed. I'll tell the rabbit that you are dead. When he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him. That's a...
14-12-09 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow answered, Sure, why not? So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit a...
14-09-07 大黄鸭之父荷兰艺术家霍夫曼打造的最新作品大白兔于9月4日亮相台湾桃园地景艺术节,迎接中秋佳节。这只白兔名叫月兔,在蓝天绿草的衬托下犹如一只来自爱丽丝仙境的真实版兔子。 A person stands in front of a 25.3-meter-long giant rabbit designed by Dutch artist...
14-06-17 This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house an...
14-03-24 It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox: What are you working on? Rabbit: My thesis. Fox: Hmmm. What's it about? Rabbit: Oh, I'm writing...
14-01-28 South Africa's government has ordered sculptors to remove a bronze rabbit they hid in the ear of a Nelson Mandela statue, unveiled after the former president's death last month. 南非政府要求雕塑家移除暗藏在南非前总统曼德拉雕像耳朵中的铜兔。 The stat...
13-10-14 One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. Then he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can't swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey,...
13-03-14 One day a rabbit was in the garden eating carrots. When he was about to go home he saw the farmer. So he needed to hide. But where could he hide? The carrots are under the ground only the leaves were out. He could not hide there but the farmer was c...