10-07-19 No Problem A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'l...

10-07-19 What's your name? A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone, and I'm even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or there'll be trouble. Don't try any tri...

10-06-02 I know now that the man who sat with me on the old wooden stairs that hot summer night over thirty-five years ago was not a tall man. But to a five-year-old, he was a giant. We sat side by side, watching the sun go down behind the old Texaco service...

10-05-28 Who was more polite A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man said he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and...

10-05-17 In the year of our Lord, 1867, there came to work at No. 145 Broadway a thin, prematurely old and gray young man of not more than twenty-six years. No one seemed to know anything about him, and he soon dropped into our ranks and came and went day af...

10-05-13 A Great Man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到目...

10-05-07 卖炭翁 卖炭翁，伐薪烧炭南山中，满面尘灰烟火色，两鬓苍苍十指黑。卖炭得钱何所营？身上衣裳口中食。可怜身上衣正单，心忧炭贱愿天寒。夜来城外一尺雪，晓驾炭车辗冰辙。牛困人饥日已高，市南门外泥中歇。翩翩两骑来是谁？黄衣使者白衫儿。手把文书口称敕，回车叱牛牵...

10-03-24 道不同，不相为谋。Those whose courses are different cannot lay plans for one another. 君子不以言举人，不以人废言。The superior man does not promote a man simply on account of his words, not does he put aside good words because of the man. 工欲善其事...

10-03-24 己所不欲，勿施于人。What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. 性相近也，习相远也。By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart. 有朋自远方来，不亦乐乎？ Is it not delightful to have friends coming from di...

09-11-28 Johnny Depp was named People magazine's sexiest man alive for a second time on Wednesday, joining an elite club of double honorees that includes George Clooney and Brad Pitt. 《人物》杂志评选的本年度世上最性感男士于本周三揭晓，强尼戴普再度当?４饲傲...