14-04-14 A lawyer was examining a suspect to check whether he was mentally ill. Who was our first president? asked the lawyer. The suspect answered, Washington. Right, And who was our second president? said the lawyer. The suspect answered, John Adams. Corre...

13-11-13 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from...

13-08-05 One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce. Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story. This couple had been quarreling all their 40 ov...

13-01-17 A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments（疾病） and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated（激怒的） doctor asked the...

12-04-25 影片对白 Eduardo: It's time to monetize the thing. Mark: What were their names? Eduardo: Hear what I just said? Mark: When? Eduardo: I said it's time to monetize the site. Mark: What does that mean? Eduardo: It means it's time for the website to sta...

11-11-29 British lawyer David Mills has said he would be prepared to testify in Italy against former PM Silvio Berlusconi under certain circumstances. 英国律师大卫米尔斯称，在某些情况下他将会到意大利做对前总理贝卢斯科尼的不利举证。 Mr Mills made no comment t...

11-10-20 A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man. How about that! he exclaimed. They've got three people buried in one grave. 有一个人参观墓地时见到一块墓碑上写着：在这里安息的是约翰凯利，一个律...

11-10-07 A man called a lawyer and asked, How much would you charge me to answer three questions? The lawyer said, $400 dollars! And the man said, Thats a lot of money, isnt it? The lawyer said, I guess so. Whats your third question? 有个人打电话给律师，问道...

10-10-26 There's good news and bad news, the divorce lawyer told his client. I could sure use some good news, sighed the client. What's it? Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances（遗产，继承） be included in the settlement. And the bad news?...

10-03-24 A lawyer acting for Dr Conrad Murray, who is charged with the involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson, has criticised a leaked witness statement. 康拉德莫里医生因过失杀害迈克尔杰克逊而被起诉的一位代理律师批判相关部门泄露了目击者证词。 Dr Murray...