22-07-05 Corny jokes 老土的笑话 这种笑话太傻气，说了上句，你就能猜到下句，还喜欢用一些非常俗气的双关语（pun）。爱说corny joke的人，你可以形容他为corny或a cornball。 Lame jokes 冷笑话、蹩脚笑话 Lame joke比corny joke还糟糕，或许人们对着后者还能哈哈一笑，对前者...

21-06-01 表达 split ones sides 用来描述某人 捧腹大笑，笑破肚皮。你也可以用它的形容词 side-splitting 来表达某件事情 极为有趣，让人开怀大笑。 例句 Did you see the stand-up comedy show on TV last night? It was so funny, I almost split my sides. 你昨天晚上看了电...

20-11-11 ITS time to go to the station, Tom. Come on, then. Oh, Im not going; its too wet. Should nt have a crimp left if I went out such a day as this; and I want to look nice when Polly comes. You dont expect me to go and bring home a strange girl alone, d...

20-03-12 An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: Please granny, dont bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.. The granny answers: You know, I dont...

20-03-12 A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend. But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only brin...

20-03-12 Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes....

20-03-12 Two men walk in the jungle. One has a gun on his back and the other one a big rock. The one with the rock asks the other man, Why do you have a gun on your back? The guy replies, When a wild animal comes, I can defend myself. And what about you, why...

16-08-12 Dad jokes refer to a variety of failed attempts at humor made by fathers, embarassingly bad jokes that they didnt realize themselves. Dad jokes指老爸们想要表现一下幽默却导致冷场的笑话，讲得不好笑却不自知的笑话，好尴尬。即老爸笑话。 While the exact o...

14-10-22 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. A blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:...

12-09-13 Do's Be polite and friendly. Initiate（开始，发起） and engage in conversation. Be involved in all programmes. Make your own bed. Wash your own plates and cups. Maintain cleanliness and personal hygiene（卫生） Put things back after using them. Help...