• The Horse Whisperer

    15-12-10 A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he see's a big jar full of money and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5. So, he puts...

  • Your horse called

    15-12-10 A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. Man: What was that for? Wife: Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket w...

  • Sadism And Bestiality And Necrophilia

    15-11-24 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. Doc, he says, I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again. What dream? asked the shrink, not really paying attention. You know, says the man, the one where I'm into...

  • 德国发现一具4800万年历史的马形胎儿化石

    15-10-12 A 48 million year-old horse-like equoid fetus has been discovered at the Messel pit near Frankfurt, Germany according to a study published October 7, 2015 in the open-access journal PLOS ONE by Jens Lorenz Franzen from Senckenberg Research Institute...

  • Punishing the horse 罚马

    15-08-12 Since his horse refused to go forward, a traveler in the state of Song drove it into a stream, then mounted to set off again. Still the horse refused to go, and he punished it once more in the same way. This happened three times in all. Even the mos...

  • The wolf and the horse 狼和马

    14-12-03 A wolf on his rambles came to a field of oats, but, but being able to eat them. He was passing on his way when a horse came along. Look, said the Wolf, here's fine field of oats. For your sake I have left it untouched, and I shall greatly enjoy the...

  • Blondeback Mountain

    14-11-19 A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip fro...

  • 马棚里什么事最难做

    14-09-24 One time Duke Huan of the state of Qi inspected the stable and asked the officer who was in charge of the stable, What is the most difficult thing to do in a stable? Before the officer had time to reply, prime minister Guan Zhong picked up the topic...

  • Whose horse

    14-09-16 Once a neighbor stole one of Washington's horse. Washington horse back. But the neighbor refused to give the horse back. He said that it was his horse. Suddenly Washington had a good idea. He put both of his hands over the eyes of the horse and said...

  • A lazy horse 一匹懒马

    14-07-02 A man had two horses to carry loads for him. When they were working, the front horse went very well, but the rear one was very lazy. The man began to transfer its load onto the front horse. When he had transferred it all, the rear horse said to the...