15-03-16 Dudevorce means two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl. Dudevorce指关系很好的两位男士因为一些小事上的争议而使友谊破裂，这种引起争议的事情通常跟女孩子有关。我们这里就把它称之为兄弟决...

15-03-03 Dear Heaven! I said to Rosalie when this appalling drama came to its end, how is one able to surrender oneself to such excesses? How can one find pleasure in the torments one inflicts ? Ah, replied Rosalie, you do not know everything. Listen, she sa...

15-03-03 Listen, said that charming girl, speaking with all the candor proper to her age, and all the naivete of her amiable character; listen to me, Therese, I am going to tell you everything, for I see you are a well brought up girl... incapable of betrayi...

15-02-23 Listening to a romantic wedding song can be enough to reduce anyone to tears - even a two-year-old girl. 听一首浪漫的婚礼曲足以令人感动落泪甚至是一个才两岁大的小萝莉。 In a video that has garnered nearly 130,000 views since it was posted on Wednesda...

15-01-09 I, Sir, I become the mistress of a - Say the word, Therese, out with it: a scoundrel, eh? Oh, I admit it, but I have no other titles to offer you; that our sort does not marry you are doubtless well aware: marriage is one of the sacraments, Therese,...

15-01-09 Juliette had just attained her twentieth year when a certain Comte de Lorsange, a gentleman out of Anjou, about forty years of age, became so captivated by her he resolved to bestow his name upon her; he awarded her an income of twelve thousand poun...

15-01-06 A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once, he kissed her twice and said, Now that's addition. In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now that's subtraction. Then he kissed her, s...

14-12-30 A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.... Man: Hi! Am I ever happy to see you. Girl: Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette...

14-12-18 Following the interlocking stratagems they had laid, Wang Yun betrothed his step daughter Diao Chan to Lv Bu, then, to sow discord between the two, presented the girl to Dong Zhou as a concubine. Lv Bu was furious, and each time he met Diao Chan, th...

14-12-18 A young student loved a beautiful girl.He saidI am going to a dance tonight, and I am going to take the beautiful girl. But the girl said, I am not going to go to the dance tonight, because I haven't got a red rose. I went to a dance last week, and...