20-10-12 9月22日是第三个中国农民丰收节。在节日到来之际，中共中央总书记、国家主席、中央军委主席习近平向广大农民和工作在三农战线上的同志们致以节日的祝贺和诚挚的慰问。习近平强调，要在全社会形成关注农业、关心农村、关爱农民的浓厚氛围。 President Xi Jinping extend...

19-06-21 The revolver with which Vincent van Gogh is believed to have shot himself sold for 162,500 euros ($182,000) at a Paris auction on Wednesday -- nearly three times the estimate. 疑似文森特梵高用来自杀的一把左轮手枪周三在巴黎拍卖会上以162500欧元（18200...

17-02-28 The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do. The f...

16-03-10 When life was very hard, a farmer said to a barber: Now corn's lower in price. I think you should shave for half price. I can't, sir, said the barber, I really should charge more because when corn's cheap, farmers are unhappy and worried. All of the...

16-02-17 A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry, honked his horn. If you don't back up, said the farmer, rol...

15-04-03 A man was looking for things of the old times. One day he came to a village and found a blue bowl. It looked very old. The bowl was on the ground and a cat was drinking milk from it. A farmer, the owner of the cat, was sitting beside the bowl. The m...

15-03-31 A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, My father's a farmer and we have...

15-03-19 A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around. During his first day of work, the t...