12-07-10 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy! Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure yo...
12-05-24 One day, a poor boy who was trying to pay his way through school by selling goods door to door found that he only had one dime left. He was hungry so he decided to beg for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woma...
12-03-27 In the Spring and Autumn Period, Kind Jing of the state of Jin fell ill. One night he dreamed that the diease turned into two small figures talking beside him. One said, I'm afraid the doctor will hurt us. The other said, Dont worry. We can hide abo...
12-02-16 A senile(高龄的) actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, How old are you? The actress said: Twenty-two. So the doctor scribbled down on her case history(病历) : Amnesia. 一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生,医生问:您的年龄?女演员说:22岁。...
12-02-03 Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now. 护士:手术后你感觉怎样? 病人:十分好,...
12-01-30 Government of Huili county, Southwest China's Sichuan province apologized for posing a doctored picture of its officials on Monday, Xinhua News Agency reported. 据新华社的报道,四川会理县政府周一为会理县官员上传伪造照片一事致歉。 上文报道中的doctore...
11-12-20 A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Then Mr. Johnson said, Please, give me the good news first. So the doctor said, The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease af...
11-12-06 A new analysis of national survey data finds that less than one-quarter of parents of overweight children recall ever being told by a doctor or other health care provider that their children were overweight. And although that percentage has increase...
11-11-30 Conrad Murray, the US doctor convicted of the involuntary manslaughter of pop superstar Michael Jackson, has been sentenced to four years in county jail. 超级巨星迈克尔杰克逊的私人医生康拉德默里因过失杀人罪被判四年有期徒刑。 Murray was found guilty...
11-11-17 A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and sa...