16-03-17 WHEN ITS TIME ARRIVES 'And so you are resolved to be my travelling companion this morning; eh?' said the doctor, as Harry Maylie joined him and Oliver at the breakfast-table. 'Why, you are not in the same mind or intention two half-hours together!'...

16-03-12 Maria Sharapova, who has long been the world's richest female athlete, will be suspended from tennis after she admitted to failing a drug test at the Australian Open in January. 玛利亚莎拉波娃日前承认自己未通过一月份澳网公开赛的药检，并将面临禁赛。...

16-03-10 A man told the doctor that his wife had lost her voice and asked what he could do about it. The doctor said, Try getting home late some night. It's good method. 有个人对医生说他的妻子不说话了，问他该怎么办。 医生说：你试试哪天晚上很晚才回家吧。这是...

16-03-09 Last month, I had a 91 year old hospice patient, old John who was dying of CHF. His wife had died 2 years ago, so he was alone. He had long since given up being able to care for his pet dog Pepper, a small, rat-looking, yappy dog who was 16 (112 in...

16-01-13 Can I see my baby? the happy new mother asked. When the bundle was nestled in her arms and she moved the fold of cloth to look upon his tiny face, she gasped. The doctor turned quickly and looked out the tall hospital window. The baby had been born...

16-01-07 A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, I have some bad news and some very bad news. The patient, resigned to his fate, says, Well, might as well give me the bad news first. The lab called with your test results, the doctor began. Unfort...

15-12-25 I was fifteen months old, a happy carefree kid... until the day I fell. It was a bad fall. I landed on a glass rabbit which cut my eye badly enough to blind it. Trying to save the eye, the doctors stitched the eyeball together where it was cut, leav...

15-12-10 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undre...

15-11-09 The doctor looked at his patient's tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on his chest, and began: Same old story, my friend. Too much confinement. Do not deny it. What you need is plenty of outdoor exercise. Walk, Walk. But, doctor... Don't argue with me....

15-10-21 One doctor operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table. At the end of the operation he wanted to put his balls back into the pouch of testis. He searched operation theatre but could not fin...