17-05-05 The idea of seeing a family doctor is still a new thing for many Chinese. But that may soon be different. 对许多中国人来说，看家庭医生仍然是一个新事物，但这种想法可能很快就会不同。 As a pioneering project, southwestern Sichuan province provides fami...

17-02-28 A midget walks into the doctors and says, Doc, Ive got these itchy balls and I cant do anything to stop em itching. The Doctor says, I can see the problem and Ill fix it for ya. So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close h...

17-02-28 The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do. The f...

17-02-28 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doctor, youve got to do something about my husband. He thinks hes a refrigerator! I wouldnt worry too much about it, the doctor replies. Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass. But you dont unde...

16-08-23 A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, Well, Im a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt? The doctor answered, Well,...

16-07-17 Are you an avid selfie-taker? You are at risk of developing selfie elbow which is slowly becoming a real medical condition. 你是个狂热的自拍爱好者吗？那么你就面临着患上自拍肘的风险，而这一风险正逐渐地成为一项真正的医学问题。 Like tennis elbow or gol...

16-07-13 A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. How much do you weigh? she asks. 115, she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, Your height? 5 foot 8, sh...

16-05-06 Woman: Dear doctor, I heard my husband talk in his sleep at night several times. Could you please tell me how to cure him? Doctor: Its only too easy, Madam! Let him have his say in the daytime. 女人：亲爱的医生，我好几次听见我的丈夫在夜里睡觉时说话...

16-05-06 Mr Smith telephoned the doctor in the middle of the night. Come quickly, Doctor, You know that my wife sleeps with her mouth open. Well , a mouse has run inside her! I will be with you in about ten minutes, replied the doctor. Until I arrive, try ho...

16-04-03 In her early days as an emergency room physician, Doctor Joanna Myer treated a child who had suffered a second degree burn. After the child had been treated and was being prepared for discharge. Doctor Myer talked to the parents about how they should...