• Coffee Maker

    20-05-08 Jimmy came home from school with an F on his geography test. His mother was reviewing his work, and noticed that he had gotten one particularly easy question wrong. Jimmy, she asked, Santa Cruz is in California. No, it isnt. It doesnt exist. Of cour...

  • 英语笑话:A Guy Walks into a Bar…

    20-04-20 A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, So, why the long face? A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, Has my father been in here? The bartender says, I dont know. What does he look like? A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a bee...

  • 英语笑话三则

    20-04-20 A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator...

  • 和食物相关的5则英语笑话

    20-04-13 A family of three tomatoes A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, Ket...

  • What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

    20-04-07 Joke: Whats easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Answer: Trouble. ****** Joke: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom? Answer: It tocked too much... ****** Joke: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common? Answer: They ca...

  • 英语笑话 和学校相关的几个英语笑话

    20-04-07 Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted the lesson to be very clear! Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is? Student: The guy who went out with Eve! Who is your best friend at school? Your princi-pal! Why did the Cyc...

  • 和奶牛有关的英语笑话

    20-03-25 Funny Cow Jokes 1 Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay! Funny Cow Jokes 2 Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream! Funny Cow Jokes 3 Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle? It wants to keep its Stockhol...

  • Hearing problems

    20-03-25 Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a m...

  • 50周年结婚纪念日

    20-03-25 A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if hes getting sentimental because theyre celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about t...