• 英语笑话:逆行的车辆

    20-03-18 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warning him, Herman, I just heard on the news that theres a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful! Hell, said Herman, Its...

  • 英语笑话:好消息和坏消息

    20-03-18 The doctor tells his patient: Well I have good news and bad news... The patient says, Lay it on me Doc. Whats the bad news? You have Alzheimers disease. Good heavens! Whats the good news? You can go home and forget about it!...

  • 英语笑话 我在开车吗?

    20-03-17 坐在车里的女士发现她们连闯了几个红灯,问开车的女司机,结果女司机却说:哦,我在开车吗? After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat...

  • 英语笑话:你在我班上

    20-03-17 My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high...

  • 英语笑话:给公交车司机带花生的老奶奶

    20-03-12 An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: Please granny, dont bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.. The granny answers: You know, I dont...

  • 英语笑话:只能带一个人

    20-03-12 A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend. But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only brin...

  • 英语笑话:神奇的灯

    20-03-12 Peter comes very drunk home late at night. He wakes his sleeping wife: Emily wake up! You know what just happened!? - No, she replies sleepily. - I went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself. And when I went out of there, the light s...

  • 英语笑话: Pretty or Ugly?

    20-03-12 Bridget asks her son Paul, Paul, would you say Im pretty or ugly? A bit of both, actually, replies the teenager. How do you mean that? asks the puzzled Bridget. Id say youre pretty ugly....

  • 英语笑话:凌晨1点的会议

    20-03-12 The police stop an old guy in questionable condition at 1 am. What are you doing out so late, sir? asks the police officer. Im going to a seminar on The harmful effects of alcohol, replies the man. Are you pulling my leg or something?! says the poli...

  • 英语笑话:你被收养了

    20-03-12 Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes....