A LAWYER in whom an instinct of justice had survived the wreck of
his ignorance of law was retained for the defence of a burglar whom
the police had taken after a desperate struggle with someone not in
custody.  In consultation with his client the Lawyer asked, "Have
you accomplices?"

  "Yes, sir," replied the Burglar.  "I have two, but neither has been
taken.  I hired one to defend me against capture, you to defend me
against conviction."

  This answer deeply impressed the Lawyer, and having ascertained
that the Burglar had accumulated no money in his profession he
threw up the case.