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• 1.Waste or Save
• Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven't I? 父亲...
• 2.Dad seeking praise 老爸求赞美
• 5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something. Father: I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Hey...
• 3.Traffic lights are so pretty 交通灯真美
• In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day. One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old da...
• 4.It's Always Me 总是我
• A father said to his sons: Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it? The oldest son replied: Father, I'll eat it all! The f...
• 5.The Advantage of Alcohol 酒的好处
• In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died. The teacher asked a student...
• 6.Why aren't you listening 为什么不认真听课
• Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening? Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening. Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now. Jack: You sa...
• 7.Who helps who 谁帮谁
• Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？ 艾米：不...
• 8.The smart little boy 聪明的小男孩
• Stranger: What's your name, little boy? Little boy: I don't konw. Stranger: How does your mother call you when the cakes are done? Boy: She doesn't ca...
• 9.My half was at the bottom of the bottle
• Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods. They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unp...
• 10.Great Event 重大事件
• Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Wi...