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• 1.When was Rome built
• Teacher: When was Rome built? Tom: At night. Teacher: Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day....
• 2.Water your flowers every day
• Flowers need water, said the teacher. Water your flowers every day, or they'll die. One morning Mother saw Marry out in the garden and asked, What are...
• 3.Don't argue with the children
• A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even thou...
• 4.A Rithmetic Lesson
• A little boy bustled（喧闹，忙乱） into a grocery one day with a memorandum（便笺） in his hand. Hello, Mr. Smith,He said, I want thirteen pounds of c...
• 5.Goes to the cinema
• A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After ...
• 6.Johnny is busy now
• It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it. 'Hello, who's that?' she asked. 'It's me--Peter.' Peter was a fr...
• 7.They are all the same size
• In a country home that seldom had guests, a young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests. When the dinner w...
• 8.Can you write in the dark?
• A daughter came home and asked, Daddy, can you write in the dark? Her father said, I think so; what do you want me to write? Oh, just your name on thi...
• 9.A Useful Way
• Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the a...
• 10.A Present
• Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate:...