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• 1.He Won
• Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played wh...
• 2.I Have His Ear in My Pocket
• Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked...
• 3.Hospitality 热情好客
• The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a m...
• 4.The Things Kids Say 童言无忌
• One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a...
• 5.Give Me a Dollar 给我一块钱
• Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me...
• 6.God's Child 上帝的小孩
• A preschooler asked his mother, Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say? The mother said, Just tell her that God...
• 7.四减四等于几
• One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: How much is four minus four? Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I...
• 8.Intelligent son 聪明的儿子
• One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee...
• 9.I hope your bread gets better 我希望您的面包病好了
• I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Then I left the house on an errand（使命，差事） . ...
• 10.A physics Examination 一次物理考试
• Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thund...