文章列表

• 1.A Useful Lesson
• In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often, but he n...
• 2.Chinese and English
• I'm an editor of a newspaper. One day a foreigner made a call to me. He said in Chinese that he liked our newspaper very much, which made me very happ...
• 3.Shy Guy
• A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose（建议，求婚） to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been marr...
• 4.Fortuneteller
• A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went insi...
• 5.Spice Up Your Marriage
• Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and boring. Get creative Morris. Break up the monotony（单...
• 6.Area 51 Mix-up
• You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as Area 51? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force...
• 7.What's your name?
• A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before, so he began: My name is Stone, and I'm eve...
• 8.Thermometer or Pen
• A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal（直肠的） thermometer tucked（使折叠，收拢） behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discu...
• 9.Three Friends' Funerals
• Three good friends were driving along on the highway one Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a brand-new SUV（运动型多功能车...
• 10.The First Time
• A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing...