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• 1.Bug on Windshield
• A man and his wife are driving down the highway having a fight over the husband sleeping with another woman. The wife takes out a knife and cuts of th...
• 2.Have you been a good girl
• 3 girls died and was brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient（顺从的） angel. St. Peter ...
• 3.The Bald Guy
• Once there was an old guy, who was growing old and starting to lose his hair. By the time he had gone completely bald（光秃的） , he decided to cover ...
• 4.A Terrorist
• One afternoon I remembered it was nearly to the close time of our garden centre. I was standing on a ladder doing a painting job. There was a man wore...
• 5.I work for 7up
• Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulati...
• 6.The Twin Boys
• One day, there was a young Mum took her two sons come to visit our garden. The two sons sat in a large trolley（手推车） and by the marine fish tanks....
• 7.I Hope So 我希望如此
• Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly cant make a living by kissing girls! 邻居：您...
• 8.To Give Up the Seat 让座
• Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, say...
• 9.Who's better satisfied? 谁更满足？
• A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more. 一个有...
• 10.What soldiers? 什么士兵？
• Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by. Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers? 妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士兵，他...