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• 1.The Great Lion Hunter
• A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several...
• 2.Three Old Ladies
• Three older ladies were discussing the travails（艰苦劳动，分娩的痛苦） of getting older. One said, Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise（...
• 3.Being Properly Equipped
• A female newscaster（新闻广播员） is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children...
• 4.No Frills Dentist Appointment
• The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. No fancy（想象的，奇特的） stuff, Doctor, he ord...
• 5.Doing Business
• A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent. One penny?! exclaimed（大叫，呼喊） th...
• 6.Best Memory
• Three guys are debating who has the best memory. The first guy says, I can remember the first day of my First Grade class. The second guy says, I can ...
• 7.How did I come into this world?
• Daddy? How did I come into this world? Well, my child, someday I'll have to tell you anyway. So why not today? Please! OK, but listen carefully. Mom a...
• 8.He was only wrong by two
• Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be...
• 9.S.O.B.
• My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mother, but ...
• 10.Present for Girlfriend
• At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket（小盒） as a present for his girlfriend. Shall I engrave（雕刻，铭记） her name on it? the ...