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• 1.3 Questions
• A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. $50 for three questions, replied the lawyer. Isn't that awfully steep? aske...
• 2.Court witness
• The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an elderly woman. Approaching her, he asked, Do you know me, Mrs. Jackson? I ...
• 3.Do You Serve Lawyers
• A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, Do you serve lawyers here? Sure do, said the bartender. Good, replie...
• 4.Dads a Lawyer
• While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. My name is Joshua. What'...
• 5.Corruption Trial
• At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isn't it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousan...
• 6.Frog noise
• Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, Grandpa, please make a frog...
• 7.Increase
• An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for a quarter each. Each day at lunch time, a young lawyer would pass the stan...
• 8.Sharks
• Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters? He surprised his traveling companions by volunt...
• 9.Introductions
• You are a cheat! shouted the attorney to his opponent. And you're a liar! bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, No...
• 10.Lawyer's Appeal
• Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the c...