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• 1.Lawyer's trust
• Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch, the junior partner slaps his forehead. Damn, he says, I forgot to lock th...
• 2.4 Doctors
• Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open t...
• 3.Justice System
• What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!...
• 4.No matter what
• A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think y...
• 5.Guilty?
• A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling...
• 6.Honest lawyer
• What do you call an honest lawyer? Broke....
• 7.Lawyer jokes
• 1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They weren't working.... They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out wh...
• 8.An ounce of brains
• A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available bra...
• 9.Surgery
• As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, Why are all the blinds drawn? The doctor answered, There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't w...
• 10.That's not fair
• A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized a...