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• 1.Two questions
• You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me? Absolutely! What's the second question?...
• 2.Still a virgin
• Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin? My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husband...
• 3.Charitable lawyer
• A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation. The lawyer becam...
• 4.The Jury
• A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an e...
• 5.Experience
• A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years. Your Honor, th...
• 6.Cold
• It was so cold this morning that I even saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Yisman...
• 7.Late again
• A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into his office. Look, Sharon, he says irritably. I know we had a...
• 8.A Lawyer made Man!
• A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession. Th...
• 9.The will
• A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. ?To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I lea...
• 10.Divorce
• A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, May I help you? The farmer said, Yeah, I want to get one ...