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• 1.BMW
• A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved t...
• 2.Sharing on the train
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out ...
• 3.Cross Examined
• In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened: Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, ha...
• 4.Engineer
• An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong place. So, the en...
• 5.Over billed
• Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service....
• 6.New stamp
• Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release? The stamps had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out whic...
• 7.Defiance
• What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance....
• 8.Suddenly
• Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven. The angel standing there said, We've been waiting a long time for you. W...
• 9.Good start
• What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!...
• 10.Dui?
• Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was a doctor. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helpe...