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• 1.How do gentlemen do it
• Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big ...
• 2.Excited Remarks
• Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remar...
• 3.Talking on the Telephone
• Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate t...
• 4.Thirteen States
• Johnny, name the fifty states, instructed the teacher. I can't, teacher Why, when I was your age I could name all the states, She scolded. Yeah, but t...
• 5.Reason
• Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't p...
• 6.Drink like a fish
• A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her fat...
• 7.A Arithmetic Problem
• Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic（算术） , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily....
• 8.The Reason of being Late
• Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slo...
• 9.Tragedy
• George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher a...
• 10.All Right
• Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited（禁止） . Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I...