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• 1.Synonym=Bad Language
• One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, Mom, what is a synonym（同义词） ? What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. Wh...
• 2.I wasn't listening
• Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. What are you reading, dear? I don't know. the little girl answered. You don't know? But you w...
• 3.The Age and Daydreaming
• The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. Johnny, she said, If the world is 25,000 miles...
• 4.The Goldfish and the Cat
• Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered（凝视，窥视） over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster wa...
• 5.The Toast Is Burned
• A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothin...
• 6.Two Pounds of Plums
• Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighte...
• 7.I didn't Notice it
• Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that? Johnny: Well, I su...
• 8.I'm Trying to Stop It
• Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the...
• 9.Where's the father? 父亲在哪？
• Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all t...
• 10.It's not my fault 不是我的错
• It's not my fault Mother ( reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's ...