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• 1.Lucky Mother 幸运的母亲
• A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her s...
• 2.The homework
• Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time... Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not ...
• 3.The biggest in the world
• Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... Teacher: Wha...
• 4.All lovely except the music
• A keen（敏锐的，渴望的） young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon conc...
• 5.The climate of New Zealand
• Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arr...
• 6.Who discovered Australia
• Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny. Johnny: It's here, sir. Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia? Sammy: Johnny, ...
• 7.Wrong number
• A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up. Wow! said her father, That was short. You usually talk fo...
• 8.Imitation 模仿
• A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll b...
• 9.Pirate's Treasure 海盗的财富
• Ten steps from the porch（门廊） and twenty steps from the rose bushes, growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. There be treasure there! Aawrgh....
• 10.I Just Want $100
• Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100. When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if th...