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1.一场特殊的足球比赛
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Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream. Why did it mak...
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2.All Right 没关系
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Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just mak...
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3.Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
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Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake ...
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4.Reason of Punishment 惩罚的原因
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One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother ...
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5.Which Month Did He Go Away
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When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no...
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6.Bedtime Prayers
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Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted...
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7.What's puberty
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One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, Mommy, what's puberty? My wife was rushed at the moment, so she sugge...
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8.I'm Glad 我很高兴
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else...
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9.A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子
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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年,小伙子) . What are you holding ...
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10.I Need Your Football
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George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, Can Albert come out to play? No, said the mother, It's t...